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TACO RECIPES

Dear Taco Lover,

We know the drill.
You’ve been told that to eat healthily, you gotta kiss tacos goodbye.

Settle for tofu that whispers “I’m healthy” but screams “I’m bland”

Tired of mainstream nutritionists preaching about the evils lurking in your beloved tacos?

We’ve all been there.

“Sure, this kale smoothie good for me, but what I wouldn’t give for some Barbacoa tacos right now…I don’t care if it’s Tuesday or not”

***with some pico de gallo and a squeeze of lime wedge***

Eating for your health is hard.

If your a parent, managing your health and those little bundles of “Oh my gawwwd we’re late to practice! Let’s GOOOOOO!”

No judgement from me.

Ever.

It is hard.

IT’S SO F*CKING HARD.

***cue ominous music and the Standard American Diet full of processed bullshit and refined carbs***

The SAD diet with

The added sugars.

The processed meats.

The refined carbs.

But they get you. They know you want a taco. They know little Timmy wants a taco, too.

But those kinds of tacos are causing inflammation in your body

***wtf do you mean, “those tacos”. I will find you and destroy you if you talk bad about tacos***

I said it.

Those tacos.

A bunch of ingredients mass produced sugar-laden uber-processed bullshit stuff that is supposed to be food and it’s causing

ADD
ADHD
Arthritis
Cancer
Celiac Disease
Diabetes
Endimitriosis
Heart Disease
Hoshimoto’s
Obesity
Psoriasis
and so much more…

and sleepless nights…and

and my thyroid…and

feeling like garbage…and

taking a bunch of prescriptions forever…and

***eff me, why is this so damn hard to put a decent meal on the table and not be poisoned by it?***

***SONOFAMOTHERFUSHIGAGHHH***

So why does all this matter IF we are talking about tacos?

If you’re reading this right now its for one of two reasons.

1. My health isn’t where I want it to be and there isn’t a magic pill to get me there, I’ve tried.

2. You will do anything for a taco recipe.

Again, no judgement here. Whatever your reason.

So what makes my taco recipes special? Nothing really. Except…

They taste great!

They aren’t full of bullshit ingredients that cause cancer or your testes to get knotted up.

They are easy to prepare at home.

It doesn’t cost a lot.

It’s better for your gut than Taco Bell and the 18 ingredients they have in the taco shell alone…

And their taco meat. I shit you not they put Caramel Color, Cocoa Powder and a bunch of other inflammation causing BS in the meat.

For real. The link to their ingredients is below.

How hard is it to brown some meat, mix in some onion power, garlic powder, smoked paprika, cumin, oregano, sea salt? Dice some onions, a little organic tomato paste and touch of chili powder.

We even have a vegetarian option in the little book of tacos.

***bro, chill out with the negative reviews. You don’t have to eat the vegetarian ones….even if you probably should every now and then***

So why the long story? You had me at tacos.

When you get our taco recipes you will get access to the Unpickled dashboard.

And with just a taste you might just want to make your life easier with Unpickled Meal Plans.

We don’t do diets. We just work with a plan.